July 8, 2008 at 10:12 pm | blabbing.

In court the phrase “if 5 minutes before” is kinda retarded. It’s kinda like saying “if you knew the numbers that would win the lottery 5 minutes before, would you buy a ticket?”. Well of course you would. That is the most retarded thing ever. Every jackass who has ever stepped into a courtroom would like to change something that they have done or not done so that they wouldn’t have to be in that courtroom.

If 5 minutes before they showed up, the jurors knew they would be on this trial, they would chew off their own legs to get out of it.