Alanna has been talking about getting a juicer for a while now and whenever she talks about it the scene from Fight Club runs through my head. Where meatloaf talks about taking steroids.
BOB: “I was a juicer. Diabonol, then, Wisterol — it’s for racehorses, for Christsake. Now I’m bankrupt, divorced, my two grown kids won’t return my calls…