I would like to know what is going on in the mind of the DPT officer. What are they thinking, when they see you run out and try to move your car when they ride up on their little three wheel scooter thing.

Are they thinking maniacly about getting you next time, or maybe about how they are going to give you a ticket anyway as soon as you think its safe and go back inside. Maybe they are thinking what a sad life it is to be hated and feared when they turn the corner in any part of this city.

I would also like to comment on the large butt size of most DPT officers. I think there is a correlation to the size of the big cushy seats on the little 3 wheel vehicles. I think someone should do a study and find out whether it’s the seats or maybe it’s the hiring process that only picks people with a propencity for future large buttness.